unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(Source: unlawfully, via links-dragon)

"Usually the guys who are the biggest dicks, have the smallest ones."

Myself (via links-dragon)

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

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Jesus Shit, Send me questions I’m bored as dicks.

mrpixelface:

This has more notes than I got questions, fuckers.

(via finest-ruca-in-aztlan)

drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

(via panic-theresnowifi)

condoningcondon:

davidlynching:

fun fact: iraq, pakistan, afghanistan and saudi arabia have a higher percentage of women in the government than the us & the uk

another fun fact: white people tend to get very angry when you point this out to them

people who need to see this: everyone

(Source: yelenarossinis, via dawnof-thefinalday)